cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
this frickin tag omg
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing